Chris "Topher" Bosh
"Molasses" Ray Leonard
"Sometimes Flip-Flops" Joe Jackson
Julius "The OB/GYN" Erving
"Julius" Earvin Johnson
Earvin "Reality" Johnson
Earvin "Black Larry Bird" Johnson
Willie Mays: "The Say Wha? Brah"
Cecil "Negligent Parent" Fielder
Walt "Steve" Frazier
Clyde "Walt Frazier" Drexler
Rubin "Tropical Depression" Carter
Ted Williams: "The Multitalented Guy"
George Herman "Ol' Big Toddler" Ruth
Mike Krzyzewski: "M-Krzyzewski"
Dale Earnhardt, Sr.: "The Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s Dad"
Anthony "Possible Growth Disorder" Webb
"Poopie" Blaylock
"Penis" Pete Maravich
Calvin Johnson: "Cy-Kill, Leader of the Gobot Renegades"
Harold Miner: "Baby Pete Myers"
Florence Griffith Joyner: "Flo-Griff"
"Fe (26)" Mike Tyson
Wilt "F—ked Your Girlfriend" Chamberlain
