Column Stuff You Might Have Heard
Column on fantasy football written seriously

CBS Sports.com fantasy football writer Jeff Tannenger filed an article today on the top sleeper fantasy tight ends that seemed to be written without any hint of irony or realization of how stupid and frivolous the whole thing was. "With Santonio Holmes gone and the Steelers going to more of a ball control attack, don't overlook Steelers tight end Heath Miller for solid fantasy points this year," wrote Tannenger with nary a LOL, smiley emoticon or self-deprecating joke. Tannenger says he takes his job very seriously: "Laugh if you want, but fantasy football is very important to many people and I treat it as such." He didn't crack a smile or smirk or anything.