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Fan struggling to come up with clever sign incorporating Fox Sports Net Southwest

Despite taking two days off of work to think of ideas, Arizona Diamondbacks fan Bryan Miller was unable to create a sign supporting the team for Sunday's game that incorporated “FSNSW” for broadcaster Fox Sports Net Southwest. “I did my best,” said Miller. “I just wanted to give the team a boost and get my face on regional cable. So much for three years as a creative writing major, huh?” Miller said his best FSNSW effort was: “Friends Should Not … S … W.” “I was going for something about friends not letting other friends root for the Marlins,” he said. “But I ran out of space.” Miller ended up attending the game with a sign that read: “Fox Sports Southwest and the D-Backs: Both No. 1!”